Dollar Store Sports Drink Reviews: Reward Blueberry
Name: Reward Blueberry Electrolyte Drink
Country Of Origin: Mexico, distributed by Biscuits & Cookies International, Irving, Texas
Price Point: $1
Promise On The Bottle: Reward is Ready To Go!
Color: The color is more blue raspberry than blueberry. It is both murky and translucent with a slightly grainy appearance akin to New Jersey seawater.
Aroma: The aroma feels quite familiar. It evokes childhood memories of scented magic markers of indeterminate fruit stuffed in tiny nostrils, consciousness slowly giving way to euphoria…
Flavor notes: True to the color, the flavor is more blue raspberry than blueberry with an overall taste of a watered-down blue Jolly Rancher accented with notes of Karo clear corn syrup for baking.
Upon swallow, there is a faint burn on the back of the throat like one might get from a slosh of store-brand vodka as well as a burn on the tongue that lasts surprisingly long after the Reward has left the mouth.
Food pairing: Pair it with something. Anything. It might have been a mistake to drink this on an empty stomach.
Sport pairing: Lawn darts. The real lawn darts, with metal dart parts and lawsuits.
Final Thoughts: If you harbor a curiosity about the taste of antifreeze, Reward Blueberry Electrolyte Drink will quench that curiosity.
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